"Red bull gives you wings"?? You do realise you spelt diabetes wrong right? Ive been drinking these badboys for weeks now awaiting for my wings to start growing. At first I thought that maybe they were invisible, that was until I jumped off the shed in the back garden and flattened my dog. Also I can only guess that the terrible diarrhea Ive had recently might have something to do with all the bull spunk that you put in your drinks right?(Pretty sure thats beastiality by the way). I know for a fact now that it won't give me wings, but now Im affraid it might give me aids insted and Im freaking out a little.
