The White House is old but has been kept up well as far as the eye can see. Lots of escape routes and big hairy men with large guns that they will use to kill you if needed. The large hairy guys actually look like they could kill you with their bare hands, they are that crazy looking. One hairy dude even had binoculars that were like 3 feet long to look at me look at the White House. He used these to see the bulge in my pants and tried to determine the size of my Johnson by size of said bulge. Weird but I guess that’s how they do it there.
